Sick Day Handbook

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Sometimes you just need a day. The Sick Day Handbook shows you how to get one. It's your free pass to the occasional escape from the 9 to 5. In Ellie's words, "This is a course in manipulations." Anyone who reads to "the end" will have earned their DDD: Doctor of Downright Devious. You'll learn what illnesses to catch and how to talk about them. There's even a five-day call-in-with-a-nervous-break-down plan. You'll find lists of ailments for any occasion and surefire special excuses so bizarre no one could make them up. In fact, your boss will think you are such a moral person she will practically beg you to take a day off.